Life after South Korea

It's time to get my name out of this thing and to start posting again. If you read this and want to know where I've moved, drop me a line at ewbarnhart@gmail.com and I'll give you the new address.

Thanks for reading!

This morning I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror getting ready for work. I don't know if the light hit me just right or what but I discovered I have:

1) big, dark circles under both eyes
2) 2 chins
3) one eyebrow is longer than the other


That is all.

and go to www.gizoogle.com

Search any reputable website. Laugh. Repeat.

Ok my last post was the last post about my lady parts. I'm getting emails from folks concerned for me, which is so nice but strange when you think about what's concerning people. My hoohah.

This evil exam let me know that all is where its' supposed to be a looks like it's working. Let's leave it at that folks.

I know I just said no more talk of my privates but seriously, if I'm given a copy of the x-rays of my uterus, I'm totally posting those here. Have you ever seen dye spill out not one, but both of your fallopian tubes? No? It's better than Cats. No joke.

And my torturer was a dude. First time I ever paid a guy to peer between my legs let me tell ya.

I'm having dye shot up my hoohah today so someone (probably a dude) can take x-rays of my internal business. Yeah, I know, too much information.

Just wanted to give you something to think about if you're having a bad day.

Our neighbor is filthy. That's why we have bugs.
I mean filthy to the point that the building manager is taking photos of her place to (I think) make a case for evicting her. I don't even know the lady but would sleep soundly at night if she were homeless (meaning she would not longer be my neighbor). I am going to hell for that but she's filthy.

Filthy.

Lovely day chock full of crappy ass work day and meaningless meetings. I did get a natalie dee card from my favorite Natalie D (who will always be my Valentine). Meat fest at the Kinzie chop house (crabcakes, salad w/bleu cheese & duck confit, 8oz filet medium rare with mashed potatoes and crab stuffed tiger shrimp followed by flourless chocolate cake). Cake not as good as my permanent valentines' but you can't have everything. David made me a card that involves him and our imaginary cat Elliott in a cape and a trapeze. 'Happy Valentines day' is spelled by the cat no less. The boyz got mad skillz. We got 2 books on Seattle and perused them in bed to start planning for our visit in April. I'm all kinds of excited about a west coast jaunt in the spring. I'm even more excited at the prospect of getting out of admissions once and for all. I'd rather work in a coffee house than help another stranger figure out where they want to go to school. In fact, I don't care if they go to school at all. I want someone to care if I'm going to school.